Sing, sing a song,

Maintenance, maintenance get yer assh to tha bar. there's za big schpill.

No kidding! What happened in here? Did you try to open all those bottles with your club or something?

Piss off!

Hey now we don't use that kind of language in my club...how long have you been down here?

...

Come on Gobby, let's get you up to bed.

Not tired jush...jush need schome more to drink...then be tired.

I'm cutting you off partner, now let's get you off the floor.

GET AWAY FROM ME!

[Another crash and smash noise, Lorne lets out a yelp]

g-god damn..worthless good for nothing son...damn you...

Easy there big fella...those poor bottles didn't do anything and you know it.

Piss off!

Alright now let's see here...

Pft...lookit my old man, frozen with his hand on a drink, go figure.

You two don't get along much huh?

Not at all, stupid old fart. Pain in my ass till I left home.

I'll be a pain in your face too whippersnapper!

*Sound of fist meeting face and Goblimon yelling out in pain.*

Thieves! Burglers! Wake up Lorne my good for nothing son has brought his delinquent Tamer to rob us blind!!!

*Sound of a glass being thrown and Onizuka yelping. More fighting noises as Onizuka and goblimon desperately try to explain to a clearly drunk Elder Goblimon before the D-comm cuts out*


((OOC: Bold and Bold + Italics are Onizuka and Goblimon trying to get ahold of Lorne's keys for all the other members of the Loid's family, Italics is Goblimon))